SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
i really like to think that if dave were to raise dirk and worked as a director, before he goes and does a project he likes to have little bonding times with dirk , and dave kind of giggles when dirk tries on glasses and stuff and it kind of falls off because its too big, and he would just stare at dirk and take mental images because when dave goes away he wont be able to see him for after a long time and then when the time comes that he has to go again dave gives dirk to the nanny or something and he lets dirk grab his finger and dave tears up a little bit and i just love these boys okay omgg ;w;
i want these hoodies so bad
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actual tears joan campbell: Apple Juice and Smuppet Orgies
It began like any other normal Tuesday—Dave got up for school, and his big bro Dirk was still awake in his ill bedroom, creating mad masterpieces on his turntables and doing god knows what with his damn smuppets. But it’s cool, Dave thought to himself. Smuppets are cool.
But when Dave went to…
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earth angel, wont you be mine ú u ù
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